What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

You shall not bear false witness.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Innocent before proven guilty

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Your going to be alright just relax

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Lose lips shimk ships.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

I don't like

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Bible.. Hm.?

Deuteronomy 17

I don't like religions.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Maybe leave out

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

But this is not

I like God is love and lives within you.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

This isn't going to, hurt.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?